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December 16, 2003 BLACKOUT '77: Part 1
by James Goodman
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December 15, 2003 The Deli Wars
by Ona Rynearson
No one stays neutral for long....(more)

December 9, 2003 Who's Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All?
by Abigail A. Frankfurt
The men who sit with their legs spread wide open on the subway do so with a Cro-Magnum sense of entitlement....(more)

December 8, 2003 Catnap
by Elizabeth Frankenberger
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November 26, 2003 The Condiment War
by Daniel Maurer
Havoc, folly, mayhem....(more)

November 25, 2003 5 Blurry Women
by Shannon Greer
On Location in Central Park, Greenwhich Village, Soho, Little Italy, and Park Slope...(more)

November 14, 2003 The Hummer Files
by a variety of people
What follows are brief accounts of Hummer encounters in an urban environment. Any urban environment. If you want to add y...(more)

November 12, 2003 Loose Tiles
by Jonathan Ames
For many years he was the foreman of a shipping yard, which he ruled with a baseball bat kept under his desk....(more)

November 9, 2003 Segway Sightings
by Maud Newton
The Segway first appeared in front of the B-61 bus about a month ago....(more)

November 5, 2003 No Perfect Words
by by Nava Renek

The fact that you left has proven I can't predict my future....(more)

October 31, 2003 The Boiler Makers, Putnam Securities, and Eliot Spitzer's Game
by Matthew Roberts
They were blue collar guys in a labor union...(more)

October 30, 2003 Dear Ms. Occupant
by Cynthia Weiner
I am not a masher nor a peeping tom nor a stalker....(more)

October 25, 2003 The Whitney Party
by zantine
Doo-Dads, Vignettes, Bake Sale... It's a party at the Whitney Museum and we would like you to come....(more)

October 22, 2003 Captain Z. and the Blackout
by Eugenia Klopsis
You never saw so many cops so happy....(more)

October 16, 2003 A Playbunny Speaks Her Piece
by David Gerlach
There is something about standing stark-ass naked next to another human being day after day....(more)

October 15, 2003 Make Clothes, Not War: Notes From Fashion Week
by Pamela Grossman
One assertion I did not hear after the attacks is,...(more)

October 13, 2003 George Plimpton
by Thomas Beller
 I've always been a bit obsessed by mastheads, and one of my favorite mastheads to peruse is that of The Paris Review....(more)

September 28, 2003 Russian President Putin Stops for a Donut in Chelsea
by Thomas Beller
Mystery Ride...(more)

September 12, 2003 My Sister's Diary
by John Kim
If you think Judy’s diary is funny, I have something even more embarassing to her......(more)

September 12, 2003 Things Inside My Head
by Sarah Fay
It is a popular misconception that autistics can count hundreds of matches in the blink of an eye and draw fantastic pictures....(more)

September 9, 2003 The Vampire Upstairs
by Karen Tina Harrison
After several days' observation I'd determined that Thad was a vampire....(more)

September 8, 2003 The Office in the Afternoon
by tt teirney
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September 2, 2003 The Fight Over 99 Orchard Street
by Said Sayrafiezadeh
Plead your case in two minutes or less....(more)

August 26, 2003 The Office in the Afternoon
by tt tierney
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August 22, 2003 New York Orientation: Part One
by Greg Purcell
Go East, Young Man....(more)

August 20, 2003 Reunion in Darkness
by A. Light
"We were here in '77. Now that was a mess."...(more)

August 17, 2003 Blackout '03: Your Turtle Needs a Place to Rest
by Amy Brill
Out of the Night We Come, Into the Night We Go...(more)

August 17, 2003 Schooling the Teacher
by Dan Storchan
Out of the Classroom, Onto the Basketball Court...(more)

August 6, 2003 The Drano Kids
by Natalie M.
They dropped the Drano and ran as fast as they could...(more)

August 6, 2003 The Next Door Neighbor from Hell
by Kristin B.
Just about every door in the hallway was filled with tomato sauce...(more)

August 6, 2003 The Red Light
by Keilla P.
I saw a man fly across the street and land in front of my building...(more)

August 6, 2003 Taking Orders (Next)
by Shavel M.
A maniac came into McDonalds that night...(more)

August 6, 2003 Take Off My Sneakers!
by Llanira G.
Everyone was looking at Brian, who was walking home in his socks...(more)

August 6, 2003 The Truth about Christmas Eve
by Fontae W.
My aunt was one of the coolest people that once lived on earth...(more)

August 6, 2003 My Damn Sister
by Cinetra C.
My little sister talks a lot and repeats everything that she hears...(more)

August 6, 2003 Parades
by Aundrea C.
I love the parades in New York in the summertime...(more)

August 5, 2003 Street Fight
by Miguel C.
I knew they were drunk because they couldn't even swing right...(more)

August 5, 2003 Rivers of Tears
by Jessica D.
I never felt so much pain, like the pain that I had felt that day...(more)

August 5, 2003 A Change in Time
by Shyla C.
I guess it's true what they say, mothers always know best...(more)

August 5, 2003 The Old Lady on the Steps
by Mike W.
She smells of Ultra sheen hairspray and old Ivory soap...(more)

August 5, 2003 A Day of Kindness
by Krystle C.
I asked my mother if I could give him the rest of my French fries...(more)

August 5, 2003 The Irony of Identity
by Jerrod S.
When they got close to me, one guy pulled his gun from his holster and yelled "Freeze!"...(more)

August 5, 2003 Snapped
by Antonio C.
We got kind of scared because we were imagining if the dog attacked us how would we handle the situation...(more)

August 2, 2003 The Beheading of a Bank Manager
by Matthew Roberts
When the bank manager went to shake his hand, the robber slapped a cuff to his wrist...(more)

August 2, 2003 The Kept Boy
by John Epperson
As we were riding and talking, he noticed his roommate walking along the boulevard in the same direction....(more)

July 23, 2003 Gangland in Greenpoint
by Colin P. Delaney
"My brother and I would scream with laugher and sprint upstairs, the snapping of the belt chasing us into bed and under the cove...(more)

July 22, 2003 The Hubris of Youth
by Joe Rein
"Now, I'm underwater, thinking: how can I get out of here without anyone seeing me. And, while I'm thinking it over, the lifegua...(more)

July 20, 2003 Camp Camelot
by Diana Halle Gordon
"Although genes had a hand in my corpulence, I loved food more than the average person, and I have always been one of those peop...(more)

July 16, 2003 Unleashed
by Bram Gunther
"I watched, both anxious and aroused."...(more)

July 14, 2003 Others Might Cry Insanity
by Joe Rein
"As he got closer, I recognized the pugnacious set of his shoulders-- the sort of John Wayne bucking-the-wind walk: it was the w...(more)